
Not a good time of year to be named Sam
50 Years of Hip-Hop
50 Years of Hip-Hop Samples 1973-2023. This thing is really well done.
Voice of Kemosabe
Kemosabe’s a hedgehog. And he’s got a voice like an angel

New cat name just dropped: Catalie Portman.
Purple Burglar Alarm
Some Scots can’t say “Pulple Burglar Alarm”
GWAR Destroys Tiny Desk Concert
The band of Intergalactic Monsters. Tiny Desk Concert. Solid.
I've heard of a walkie talkie, but this is ridiculous
Anyone in the market for a $3,000 backpack that follows you and, oh, is also a smart speaker?
How Do I Draw a Pair of Buttocks
The internet was just a funner place in 2014
Lifenotes 6
Changes
- It’s been over a year. Holy shit. Lots has changed. Let’s see…
- We got married! Had a nice little ceremony at a restaurant here in Richmond.
Jess officiated the thing, and did a damn fine job. It was exactly what we
wanted.
- We’re back in the states, living in Richmond, VA. We’ve got some family and
longtime friends in the area. And we’re practicing making new buds through via the
love of whiffleball. Team We Got The Runs went 4-3 this season.
- I’ve officially transitioned to a management role at work. Still doing lots
of in-the-weeds programming, so it’s been a soft transition so far.
- We got a cat. Her name is Biru (you know, like Ruby, but staggered). She is a bit of a devil. But she is cute.

- It’s been over a year. Holy shit. Lots has changed. Let’s see…
- We got married! Had a nice little ceremony at a restaurant here in Richmond. Jess officiated the thing, and did a damn fine job. It was exactly what we wanted.
- We’re back in the states, living in Richmond, VA. We’ve got some family and longtime friends in the area. And we’re practicing making new buds through via the love of whiffleball. Team We Got The Runs went 4-3 this season.
- I’ve officially transitioned to a management role at work. Still doing lots of in-the-weeds programming, so it’s been a soft transition so far.
- We got a cat. Her name is Biru (you know, like Ruby, but staggered). She is a bit of a devil. But she is cute.
Lifenotes 5
Adios Valencia
- Welp, that 90 days went pretty quick. Our time in Spain has been quite
lovely. We’ve both learned some Spanish, eaten some paella, ran some runs,
enjoyed some siestas, seen a MotoGP race, met up with some buds, and spent
some time with family. Next stop is Split, Croatia.
- Welp, that 90 days went pretty quick. Our time in Spain has been quite lovely. We’ve both learned some Spanish, eaten some paella, ran some runs, enjoyed some siestas, seen a MotoGP race, met up with some buds, and spent some time with family. Next stop is Split, Croatia.