
Please, show some respect. The men shooting, kidnapping, and assaulting peaceful bystanders have asked not to be called “Gestapo.” It’s very triggering for them.

Annnnnnd Republicans just unanimously voted to block the release of the Epstein files. Apparently, “save the children” had an asterisk: *only if it hurts Democrats.

This is your periodic reminder: it’s peach season. Go get a few.

Masks, when medical, and used to slow the propagation of a global pandemic: bad
Masks, when used to conceal identities of government agents aprehending and disappearing judges and political opponents of the President: good

Cats—first and foremost—are machines for turning cat food into eye boogers.

Thomas Chatterton Williams is the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics.

Oh, stop over reacting. Of course Trump’s not a fascist! He’s just deporting people accused of crimes to international camps—totally not concentration camps, just good, decent forced labor camps—all without due process and in defiance of court orders.


Dammit. I thought tomorrow was National Pancake Day. Apparently it’s next week. I’m just celebrating twice. Come at me, pancake authorities.

Just finished setting up a little sync device so my website’s toots get synced to Mastodon. 🎉

Not a good time of year to be named Sam

New cat name just dropped: Catalie Portman.