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Annnnnnd Republicans just unanimously voted to block the release of the Epstein files. Apparently, “save the children” had an asterisk: *only if it hurts Democrats.

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This is your periodic reminder: it’s peach season. Go get a few.

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Masks, when medical, and used to slow the propagation of a global pandemic: bad

Masks, when used to conceal identities of government agents aprehending and disappearing judges and political opponents of the President: good

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Cats—first and foremost—are machines for turning cat food into eye boogers.

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Thomas Chatterton Williams is the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics.

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Oh, stop over reacting. Of course Trump’s not a fascist! He’s just deporting people accused of crimes to international camps—totally not concentration camps, just good, decent forced labor camps—all without due process and in defiance of court orders.

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A 2 pane Simpsons comic where Bart says: "This is the most embarrassed I've
felt for being an American". And Homer responds: "This is the most embarrassed
you've felt for being an American... So
far"

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Dammit. I thought tomorrow was National Pancake Day. Apparently it’s next week. I’m just celebrating twice. Come at me, pancake authorities.

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Just finished setting up a little sync device so my website’s toots get synced to Mastodon. 🎉

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Not a good time of year to be named Sam

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New cat name just dropped: Catalie Portman.